February 2010
January 2010
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I need a bunch of crazy fun, off kilter, artsy...
megatronicphoto:
I’m tired of going on photoshoots by myself and then realizing all these shots I’m taking would be much better with really gorgeous people (on the inside and out) in them.
where you at? this sounds like the type of thing i’d be in to.
me: speaking of the grammys, elton john is performing with fucking lady gaga. i want to kill myself.
adam: that's a whole lotta gay
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man vs. food
might be the most disgusting show ever. yet i can’t look away.
getting drunk with the brother, sister-in-law, and pup-pup.
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Write drunk; edit sober.
– Ernest Hemingway (via daughterofthewillowtrees) (via andthegiantpeach) (via yerawizardharry)
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Is that it dad? Did the penguin tell you to do it?
CHRISTIAN BALE & KERMIT THE FROG ARE TWINZ →
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textsfromlastnight:
(845): the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there’s nobody who can tell you what you did
who is my doppleganger?
entertain me and yourself →
Top 50 oxymorons
yerawizardharry:
50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt head 30....
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